Barney's epigon goes to London
Dude: J'ai eu mon train à 6 minutes près.. Yeah baby. Starting with the very classy girl in seat 41. Russe, environ 29, elle lit Vogue surtout pour les images, hésite entre le saute de porc ou le moussaka d'aubergine.. Hmm préfère le Perrier au champagne. Il est vrai que nous sommes avant-midi. Un peu tôt pour s'envoyer en l'air.. Have you met my friend Vladidude ? He's Russian too and fires people for a living.
Russian girl: Where is he ?
Dude: See that big empty seat, the one beside me, seat 48 - well it was booked under his name
Russian girl: what happened to Vladidude ?!
Dude: He couldn't make it this morning, he had to fire more people.
Russian girl: (giggles) So you're going to London alone?
Dude: Yes. You want his seat then? It's got a nice window view..
Russian girl: Sure!
Dude: You're travelling alone too then?
Russian girl: Have you met my girlfriend Tania ?
Eurostar annoucement: You have scored! Your awesomess level has been raised by 50.
Oct 17th